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@@ -1,1 +1,1 @@ - +A parody Tinder account for a very particular (and sex-focused) 69-year-old man named Bill has hundreds of Facebook users in stitches.<br>contributor Danny Spears, who is based in the US, set up the funny fake profile for Bill, a handy man who lives in the apparently fictional town of Mount Washing.<br>Bill is looking for a woman who will cook him supper — especially macaroni and cheese — enjoys hanky panky, and will listen to Hall and [https://dekamusic.ru настройка гитары онлайн] Oats — but 'don't be asking me to make you a baby.'<br> Parody: GoofyDads contributor Danny Spears set up a funny fake profile for Bill, a 69-year-old handyman who considers himself a 'single attractive man'<br>The profile includes several photos of Bill. In his main picture, he looks like a deer in headlines, offering up a painful smile under a tiny mustache.<br>He also offered up an over-the-shoulder shot spotlighting his backside, plus a sexy leaning shot showing off his 'I heart my wiener' shirt.<br>But his bio is where the real comedy is.  <br>'I'm a single attractive man looking for a woman to cook me supper. I ain't got time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok,' it reads.<br>'The woman I chose must be fisically fit too, because I am pretty much a clidesdale ok.<br>'I don't want kids so don't be asking me to make you a baby karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not Kraft ok. Thanks.<br> RELATED ARTICLES <br><br><br><br>Share this article<br>Share<br><br><br>Down to buisness! 'I ain't got time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok,' the profile reads<br> Not Kraft: 'I don't want kids so don't be asking me to make you a baby karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not Kraft ok. Thanks,' it reads<br> Brilliant: Spears took photos of himself and ran then through the ageing filter on Face App<br>'I have a Labaron and Hall and Oats make good music. [sic]'<br>Spears, who made the parody account, also shared some parody messages 'Billy' exchanged with women.  <br>When one woman sent him a message calling him 'one sexy MF'er,' he fired back, 'Look Tracey, I'm not some sex object that you can just show off to your friends ok.'<br>'If you can't cook supper, don't come at me trying to get me to sex you up. I'm a trashinal man ok,' he said.<br>'Do you like macironi and cheese? Also, do you agree that Steve Perry has the voice of an angil? Thanks,' he went on, before adding, 'Your profile says left [https://search.un.org/results.php?query=leaning leaning]. Is one of your legs shorter then the other? That's gross. I have to poop bye.'<br> What a charmer: GoofyDads also posted some messages 'Bill' exchanged with women<br> Taking off: The funny fake profile has delighted Facebook users<br>But the biggest joke of all is that Spears didn't use stock photos or ask another man to pose for the funny pictures.<br>In fact, he told BoredPanda that all of the images are actually of him — with some editing from Face App to make him older. <br>'We just wanted to provide some Dad antics for people to laugh at. Since I am completely inexperienced with Tinder, I figured it would be fun to troll some of the people on there,' he said.<br>'If it made one person laugh and that changed the course of their day, my purpose of doing it was met.'<br>It certainly made people laugh, with over a thousand people reacting to the post on Facebook. <br>'I'm just here for Bill!! He's amazing...i love mac n cheese too!! LOL so much greatness in here,' wrote one woman. <br>'Lmao too funny,' wrote another. <br> <br><br><br><br>data-track-module="am-external-links^external-links"><br>Read more:<br><br><br><br><br><br>DM.later('bundle', function()<br>DM.has('external-source-links', 'externalLinkTracker');<br>);